Get ready for a WWE stock report that will have you on the edge of your seat! We're diving into the world of wrestling and analyzing the ups and downs of some of the biggest names in the business. But first, let's set the stage: power rankings are so last season; here at Cageside, we're all about the stock report!
In this weekly series, we're breaking down the Superstars who are climbing the ladder of success and those who might need a little boost. After an action-packed week that saw Maxine Dupri defend her women's Intercontinental title on Raw, the Usos triumph over the New Day, and the start of a faction war between MFT and Wyatt Sicks, it's time to see who's stock took a hit.
Stock Down #3: DIY
Tommaso Ciampa's defeat against the United States Champion, Ilja Dragunov, last week on SmackDown left DIY in a tough spot. This week, they took the fall for a makeshift team, Carmelo Hayes and Dragunov, which has dampened the excitement for their upcoming match against Fraxiom. The loss to an unexpected duo has taken some of the shine off DIY's reputation.
Stock Down #2: Kairi Sane
Despite being part of the women's tag team champions, the Kabuki Warriors, WWE has made it evident that Kairi Sane is considered the weaker link. Her recent losses in singles matches against IYO SKY and Alexa Bliss, followed by a devastating pin by Nia Jax in a tag team match on SmackDown, have left her vulnerable. It seems like any aspiring women's tag team could easily climb the ladder by facing Sane in the ring.
Stock Down #1: Nick Aldis
Aldis' negotiation skills were put to the test when he visited Drew McIntyre's house to discuss his suspension. He started strong, presenting a 'take it or leave it' offer, but when McIntyre countered, Aldis crumbled. He agreed to McIntyre's terms without hesitation, which left him looking like an ineffective authority figure. Later, Aldis tried to shift the blame to Cody Rhodes, but Cody asserted his dominance, leaving Aldis' reputation in tatters.
Now, let's shift our focus to the Superstars whose stock is on the rise.
Stock Up #3: CM Punk
CM Punk made a powerful return to Raw after his loss at War Games. His promo against Bron Breakker was nothing short of incredible. He didn't hold back, calling Bron a 'cross-eyed, neanderthal, nepo baby' and threatening to 'rip his eyes out and piss on his brain.' Punk even referenced Steiner Math, challenging Bron to bring his 'dumb father and even dumber brother Scott' to their match on January 5th. Who wouldn't want to see these two go head-to-head for the world title after such an intense build-up?
Stock Up #2: Austin Theory
The masked mystery man, revealed to be Austin Theory, helped Logan Paul defeat Rey Mysterio in the main event of Raw. Theory's involvement in this storyline has thrust him into the spotlight, giving him another chance to make a major impact in WWE. The timing of this reveal was perfect, as Theory is still building his star power and doesn't need the anticipation of a long-drawn-out mystery. His previous stint in a jobber tag team with Grayson Waller is a distant memory, as Theory is now positioned for success, while Waller remains in the shadows.
Stock Up #1: GUNTHER
GUNTHER's role in John Cena's retirement as a quitter has divided WWE fans. While some argue it was the best ending for Cena's final match, others are not so sure. The intense reaction GUNTHER received on this week's Raw speaks volumes. The Ring General generated a rare level of heat, boasting about making John tap out 'like a little bitch.' Even the wrestlers and GM Adam Pearce called him out for his actions, but GUNTHER laughed it off, embracing his new role as the number one a-hole in WWE. He's relishing in the hatred and boos, and it's clear he's here to stay.
So, Cagesiders, whose stock do you think changed the most this week? Join the discussion and let us know your thoughts! Who's climbing the ladder, and who needs a helping hand?
